I like raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, silver white winters that melt into spring, and sex. These are a few of my favorite things. hahaha! All joking aside, my love life has been pretty conservative. I've only had sex with seven girls, all of whom have been my girlfriends. I've never had a one night stand. Engaged in sex before monogamy. Heck, the most exotic place I've had sex is the foot of my bed. hahaha! These are all aspects of my life that I would like to change. It's time to start living. My sexual awakening begins with this silly site.
I want to point out that given the limited amount of sexual partners I've had, I've had a lot of sex. It's just been with a small amount of women. I can fuck like a champ, my stamina is off the hook, I can go twelve rounds on one hour of sleep. Shoot my load and become instantly erect within seconds. Here, I feel the need to mention that I have many mug shots that I can shoot your way upon request. And it blows my mind that guys take little blue pills to make them hornier. Shit, I wish they made an anti-boner pill that made men less horny! hahaha! I'd get a lot more shit done! LOL! I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy!
I've just been with very very conservative women. And take it from me, Conservative Women suck figuratively not literally. hahaha! I'm hoping I can meet some women on here that can keep up with my sexual drive. Women that are into more than just missionary, cause I'm a good boy, but I ain't no priest. hehehe! I however used to be the Chairman of the American Cancer Society, so I am qualified to give you a free breast cancer examination, if nothing else that should be incentive enough for you to meet me. LOL! I'd like to get with women who will let me fuck the shit out of 'em however I please. I'm talking NO HOLES BARRED SPORT FUCKING! hahaha! What are you into? I'm interested! Til then, this semi-colon dash parenthesis will have to satisfy you ;-)