I'm 6'1" on paper, or off of it since paper is really not that tall. I once helped a blind guy cross the street even though he insisted he wasn't going anywhere. I don't understand why no one in knock knock jokes just looks through the peep hole to see who is there. I've seen all seven wonders of the world on tv. I wish the sticks on corn dogs were edible, but if it was a real wish from a genie I'd wish that all the sticks for food on sticks were edible because I care about the world. I bet humans had to try a lot of animals milk before they decided to stick with cows. I saw a squirrel commit suicide and it was the saddest day of my life. If robots ever go to war with humanity I think the worst part would be admitting the Amish were right. I'm confused as to why the Easter bunny wants sacrificial chicken fetuses. One of my life's goals is to figure out the rea pizza and Chinese food are more deliverable than any other foods. I bet where it's really at moby has speakers for his turntables and microphone. The name for sunglasses doesn't do them justice since they shield your eyes from any light source not just the sun. Can anyone tell me what happened to voldemort's nose and if he's such a bad ass wizard why he just doesn't grow one back?